Heroes of the Epoxies, Heed the call! The Epoxies need your help in their tireless effort to spread their signal into every corner of the globe! All over the world people are rising up. They are asking "what can I do to help"? In order to coordinate this valiant effort We have formed the EPOXIES DISINFORMATION SERVICE ! ! !

The mission of the Epoxies Disinformation Service is twofold:

Spread the word:

Today's advanced communication technologies allow for powerful trends to develop outside the control of our foes. Any mention of the Epoxies helps. Web site links, zine reviews, message board posts, interviews, photographs. We will do our utmost to assist you with technical support and guidance. It is this zealous propaganda that gives us strength. We are nothing with out you.

Direct local action:

Direct Local Action: The Epoxies are always in need of specialized guides and assistance in unfamiliar territory. Would you be willing to hang flyers, publicize shows promote our releases or otherwise assist in your home town. The Epoxies desperately need your assistance and will not forget your good works. If you wish to help, contact The Minister of Disinformation. We will provide you with materials and training. You will be entered into The Epoxies Legion of Honor and praise and benefits will be heaped upon you.

Membership in the Epoxies Disinformation Service is not for the faint of heart. We will be asking you to dedicate time and energy to Epoxies propaganda machine. You may be asked to call local press, radio and record stores, hang fliers and posters or spend time on the internet hyping the Epoxies. In return, we will provide you with special discounts, free merchandise and special E.D.S. only items.

If you truly can answer the call, please fill out the form below. In time, you will be contacted and issued a Epoxies Disinformation Service member number and directives for the continuing Epoxies Infofensive!